Friday, February 24, 2006

Horror Movie



There was a big sale on boneless chicken breasts the other day and we filled up the freezer. I was telling the boys we were going to have Chicken Spaghettie, Chicken Fried Rice, Chicken and Dumplings, Chicken Pot Pies, BBQ Chicken, Baked Chicken, Chicken Parmesan and etc, etc, etc. That was before I saw this cartoon, now I think we are gonna have steak and burgers!! I just can't get this cartoon out of my mind, when I start to make chicken, I am freaked out!!

22 Comments:

Blogger ~Deb said...

Haha!!! I got such a chuckle out of this post! Can you imagine? haha!!!!! This was good!

Thanks for the laugh! :)

3:52 AM  
Blogger 4evergapeach said...

LOL! My son has a t-shirt with this cartoon on it, and guess where he works? KFC!

4:53 AM  
Blogger Lucy Stern said...

What if that had been a cow in the oven and all his family sitting outside watching him bake? Don't worry about it, at least you didn't have to kill it and pluck all the feathers off.

When I was a little girl, the four of us kids got a baby chic for easter. They stayed in the back yard and grew up. Dad decided that it was time to eat the chickens. I watched him kill the poor chicken and then pluck all the feathers off. None of us children could eat the chickens. It was a memory that I will never forget. I am glad that all I have to do is buy those chickens at the store and cook them. When you find deals like that you have to captialize on them. I got six pounds of chicken breast last week for $2.50. I took them home and washed them and then put two each in a freezer bag. How good does it get? Good luck eating your chicken.

7:59 AM  
Blogger An Ordinary Christian said...

Whenever you are freaked out about the cartoon, just read Lucy's comments slowly, closing your eyes and imagine that scene. You'll forget about the cartoon. Another idea is to name your chickens as you are preparing them, "this is Tommy, this is Marsha." Okay. This is verging on sick. Like I said, I'm just ordinary, nothing righteous here!
x

8:23 AM  
Blogger An Ordinary Christian said...

Oh. I should clarify - nothing self-righteous here, that is in me. Righteousness? Now that is a different matter...I'm bought and paid for and I gotta great robe to prove it. Can you see it? It's red.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous matt said...

Hey, I saw your name on a post on Eddo's site and checked out yours. I have that as the welcome message on my phone to remind me daily to "live, laugh, love" Gr8 site

9:15 AM  
Blogger george wesley said...

Oh dear....I've not thought of this, and with your commenters giving the chickens names, I'm really quite subdued....but now beef would be out of the question too, after seeing the sweet photos of Sarpy Sam's newborn calves out in Montana...just can't win here:

http://nowherethoughts.net/sarpysam/archives/1573-Calves-Everywhere.html

9:17 AM  
Blogger Bonita said...

Oops, that was me, not Georgewesley....he forgot to reset the blogger i.d.

9:19 AM  
Blogger S said...

LOL! Too cute!

11:23 AM  
Blogger Leann said...

Dana, that was very good. I enjoyed the laugh

2:29 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

Personally, I'm a charter member of PETV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Veggies).

I don't se how people can uproot or behead an asparagus, cruely chop it up, boil it and then EAT IT!

How barbaric!

After all, asparagus are human, too.

4:44 PM  
Blogger Maria del Carmen said...

LOL I'm Cuban so a big event at Christmastime is the pig roast. All the men in the family go to a farm, choose a pig, and one guy holds it down while another one kills it. Then another guy cleans and shaves it, and someone else marinates it. Afterwards they all cook it over hot coals. I was with them once for the first part of the process (when I was a little girl), and all I could do was cry. I felt so sorry for the pig. I kept trying to talk my father into setting it free.

I have no problem eating pork once it's been cut and placed on a platter. It's when it's alive and looking like Porky Pig and trying to run away from six crazy Cuban guys with a machete that I feel its pain.

5:32 AM  
Blogger Amstaff Mom said...

Maria made me laugh, and a little scared too. Poor Poorly Pig!

That comic cracked me up.

12:44 PM  
Blogger curious servant said...

: )

2:28 PM  
Blogger An Ordinary Christian said...

Dana, Come back!

7:55 AM  
Blogger forgiven said...

Hi LLL

That is so funny

I think we all have a story to tell.

Thanks for the Laugh

Doug

10:52 AM  
Blogger Mountain Mama said...

Thanks for the laugh. Yes I am the same way. When I was first married, my husband brought a cute live rabbit in the house, telling me he was going to butcher it so I could cook it.
HA! That thing sat on the back porch until he had to bury it. I wouldn't touch it and was mad at him for a lomg time. Actually I still am a little peeved about it.
That was 50 years ago. LOL!
We do not eat our friends!

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