This Made Me Laugh!
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row please." She answered. "You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "the pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired. "No." he said. "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked. "No." she said. "Good," he answered.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row please." She answered. "You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "the pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired. "No." he said. "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked. "No." she said. "Good," he answered.
posted by Live, Love, Laugh | 2:20 AM
11 Comments:
LOL!!!!!!!!
I've missed some funny stuff! Have a good one and thanx for the laugh!! :)
I cannot tell you how often I have commented on the pastor or someone else in the congregation only to find out I was speaking to a relative.
Of course all of my comments have only been good.
Right.
LOL, so cute!
ha ha.
Hi LLL
Thats funny
Bless you
Doug
Hi LLL
Thats funny
Bless you
Doug
That is funny. Thanks.
Ralph
That's funny...LOL!
Boy oh boy, I think that could make everyone cringe!! Gotta guard that tongue! That was so funny!
Loved it!!
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