Sinking Ship
Friday, September 08, 2006
I thought this was a cute story and I figured I'd be the last one. lol!
Left on a sinking ship were the captain and three sailors. The captain spoke first.
“Men, this business about a captain going down with his ship is nonsense. There’s a three-man life raft on board and I’m going to be on it. To see who will come with me, I will ask you each one question. The one who can’t answer will stay behind. Here’s the first question: ‘What unsinkable ship went down when it hit an iceberg?’
The first sailor answered, “The Titanic, sir.”
“On to the next question: How many people perished?”
The second sailor said, “One thousand five hundred and seventeen, sir.”
“Now for the third question,” and the captain turned to sailor number three. “What were their names?”
Left on a sinking ship were the captain and three sailors. The captain spoke first.
“Men, this business about a captain going down with his ship is nonsense. There’s a three-man life raft on board and I’m going to be on it. To see who will come with me, I will ask you each one question. The one who can’t answer will stay behind. Here’s the first question: ‘What unsinkable ship went down when it hit an iceberg?’
The first sailor answered, “The Titanic, sir.”
“On to the next question: How many people perished?”
The second sailor said, “One thousand five hundred and seventeen, sir.”
“Now for the third question,” and the captain turned to sailor number three. “What were their names?”
posted by Live, Love, Laugh | 2:37 AM
5 Comments:
Ha ha this is funny! I only know the answer for the first question..
Dana! Loved catching up with your blog accounts. I answered your questions that you asked me on my latest blog entitled, "Dana asked." Let's do coffee if you can spare an hour. Better yet, do my Bible Study with me, my house, Monday nights. Want to come on a cruise around the world in 2014? I'm trying to recruit the faithful for some good Word and fellowship. Well, at "least" we'll have heaven. We'll do a lot together then. Andrea (not nameless to you)
Hi Dana
How are you?
Take care =)
Hi Dana....havent been by in a while, but I am trying to catch up with everyone....
Blessings to you
Donna
LOL...that was funny, er, uh...there was a list...on some program I watched. I do know the lady who was the last survivor of the Titanic just recently died!
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