Working Out!

My kids are trying to get me to join a gym. I was thinking in reality I work out everyday. I normally have my grandson over and he sleeps next to me, so I have to high jump over him every morning as I make a mad dash to the bathroom, then I have to run back to the bedroom because he normally wakes up and starts hollering for me, then I have to wrestle him to get him in a bath and after lifting weights, ( he is about 30 pounds) I do bendovers getting him in the tub and getting him all washed up, then I lift weights again, when I pick him up and of course it is aerobic activity getting the towel around him as he is trying to streak naked through the house. Next we run laps back through the house to my room, where we start the cardio, wrestling if you want to call it, as I attempt to get him dressed. Then it is back to lifting weights as I pick him up and put him on the floor. We now run again as we head for the car. I grab my 50 lb purse and diaper bag on the way out, then do my stretching trying to get him buckled in his car seat. I make a final run in to pick up the dog and make a dash across the yard to put the pup in her pen, before running back to the car, then heading to the mall to the playground. As soon as I get there, the workout starts all over again, until I finally get to sit down while he starts his workout at the playground. Gym? I would rather go to the beach, but oh well...I guess I will humor my kids a little.